Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

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When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.