When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

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What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

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What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

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The look on their face while being nailed.

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I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

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You need one but you're not quite sure why.

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Depends how powerful the blender is

Expression Jokes More Expression Jokes

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.