Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Who leaked all of Reddit's most sensitive secrets?

Edward Snooden.

How do you get to the front page of reddit ?

Lack of originality

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

it doesn't need cleaned.

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

What do you call a joke on drugs?

Highlarious

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

Why isn't /u/JokeExplainBot here anymore?

There aren't jokes here. There are reposts here.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Which positions does a violist use?

A: First third and emergency.

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What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence