Repost Jokes
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How do you get alot of people to check out your post?
Tag it NSFW and repost it.
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How do you tell jokes?
Repost :(
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How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)
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What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?
They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)
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How do you know a joke is a repost?
It's on the front page
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How do you disappoint a redditor?
Repost
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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore
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When does a joke stop being funny?
When you repost it.
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What did the redditor say to the repost?
Upvote!
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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?
I dunno, I just repost them.
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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
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How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?
21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.
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How many /r/ users does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
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What's older than sand?
The reposts on reddit.
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What do you call people who don't repost jokes?
liars
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What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?
REPOST!"
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Whats all of this fuss about reposts?
I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)
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How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.
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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?
Because there's no karma involved.
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How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?
3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
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What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?
I don't want to put a repost in my mouth
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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)
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What's the most annoying thing in the internet?
People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.
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Why was the orphan so successful?
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
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What do you call an Italian man without arms?
A mute. Sorry if repost.
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What do you call an original idea on Reddit?
A repost.
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What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?
I don't know, I just click "submit"
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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
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How do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Nobody knows. Sorry if it is a repost
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How many redditors does it take to point out a repost?
All of them.
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How do you know a joke isn't a repost?
When it doesn't reach the front page.
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How do you make the Reddit front page?
Repost)
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What do Reddit and building a mile long fence have in common?
Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...
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What did one repost say to another?
Well the flag is a big plus!
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How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?
You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.
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How do you annoy a Reddittor?
repost
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How many redditors does it take to repost a joke?
About four.
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What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?
Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.
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Why isn't /u/JokeExplainBot here anymore?
There aren't jokes here. There are reposts here.
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What does NASCAR stand for?
Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)
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Why does repost always get to the top?
Most people reddit before
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What happens when a lamppost breaks?
Sorry, repost
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What is up with these reposts?
It must be heredditory.
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Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes?
Reposts are allowed.
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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?
Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)
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What did the troll say to the new user who accidentally made a repost?
Reddit already. Downvote.
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What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple?
Reposts
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Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?
I dunno, i just click submit
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What's the best part about living in a black family?
You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost
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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
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What do you call a popular joke on reddit?
repost
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How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
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Why does Reddit have so many reposts?
Because you already read-it.
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How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
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What do you call women who are faster than me?
Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here.
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How many redditors does it take to send a letter?
Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.