Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

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How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.