Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

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Denim Denim Denim

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Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.