Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

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What did one snail say to the other?

Nothing. They were both decoys.

What do you call a shipping crate full of snails?

Escargot.

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Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.