Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.