Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

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Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.