Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)