Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

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What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

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What do you call a french racist?

A beget!

What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.