Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.