Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

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What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

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Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon?

Because it may Pikachu.

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Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...