Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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Why don't you trust me?

she texted both the guys simultaneously.

What is the ultimate definition of trust?

Two cannibals going down on each other

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Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.