Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Spider Man Jokes More Spider Man Jokes

What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

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Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!