Ba Dum Tsss Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Bovine Jokes More Bovine Jokes

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Cow Culator Jokes More Cow Culator Jokes

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!