How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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What do you call a cow with no hind legs?

an utter drag

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

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What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

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What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)