Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Peep Jokes More Peep Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window