Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love.