Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America