Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do you call a senior citizen from Mexico?

A seor citizen.

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

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Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America