What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

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What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit