Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

Budget Jokes More Budget Jokes

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.