Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

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What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

What do you call it when a Greek handicap falls over?

Olympus has fallen.

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Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D