Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did popeye do after he turned black?

A: He made his own restoraunt.

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.