Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.