Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

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When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.