Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

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What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach