Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

Why can you ran thourgh a campground but not run through a campground?

Because it's past tents