Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo "

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Hugh Jokes More Hugh Jokes

What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh