Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

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Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Hubby Jokes More Hubby Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.

Insure Jokes More Insure Jokes

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.