Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

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What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

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Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.