Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

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What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

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What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.