Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.