He spent all day on the web.
Tough getting by these days .
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
Because he showed up baked.
It got fired.
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Parker gets paid for his selfies.
Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.
A Chromophobe.
