Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

What do you call a troupe of performing Redditors?

Cirque le Jerk

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Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange?

Be quiet, I'm concentrating!"

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.