What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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What happens when I die?

Idk...

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

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What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.