Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

Picnic Jokes More Picnic Jokes

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

What is a picnic?

Correct!

Bear Attack Jokes More Bear Attack Jokes

Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."