He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.
He could not hit any of the ketones.
To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.
Drop the base.
Because there's so much base.
I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."
putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
Plutocracy
So the men can think of a solution in silence.