Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

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What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.