Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

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What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

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Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

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Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

Maxi Pad Jokes More Maxi Pad Jokes

What is the opposite of an iPad Mini?

A Maxi Pad

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings