Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

Brain Cell Jokes More Brain Cell Jokes

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!