Because she was a girl.
Because he's a real dawg.
Because she...let it go!
A: I get a kick out of you.
The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.
We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.
A brownie.
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
A: A baseball team