Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Previous Random Joke Next

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

End Jokes More End Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.