Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

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Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay