Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

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Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!