How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee