Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

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Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con desending..

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Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.