Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Who's the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.