Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

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Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

Troop Jokes More Troop Jokes

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.